The Kingdom of NS Norway is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 7.78 billion NS Norweigians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, pro-business government prioritizes Spirituality, although Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.4%.

The very strong NS Norwayian economy, worth 490 trillion Kroner a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 63,057 Kroner, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 198,052 per year while the poor average 15,372, a ratio of 12.9 to 1.

Crime is moderate. NS Norway's national animal is the Fjord Horse, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

NS Norway is ranked 35,866^th in the world and 1,725^th in Lazarus for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 51.96 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.